Seriously, come on....

I hate ranting and raving about poker, but the last few beats are just typical...here we go:

How about splitting the pot 3 ways with way the best of it:
PokerStars Game #18032852137: Tournament #91505872, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/06/09 - 21:24:43 (ET)
Table '91505872 3' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: shipemshorty (2270 in chips)
Seat 2: StevBel (1369 in chips)
Seat 3: ToneCEO (2510 in chips)
Seat 4: Fishseeker2 (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: lankyjock (1641 in chips)
Seat 6: Kstnbike (1320 in chips)
Seat 7: Mon_Dz (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: imyopushha (1450 in chips)
Seat 9: jamfreek (1470 in chips)
jamfreek: posts small blind 15
shipemshorty: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jamfreek [9h 9s]
StevBel: folds
ToneCEO: folds
Fishseeker2: raises 60 to 90
lankyjock: folds
Kstnbike: calls 90
Mon_Dz: folds
imyopushha: calls 90
jamfreek: raises 330 to 420
shipemshorty: calls 390
Fishseeker2: folds
Kstnbike: calls 330
imyopushha: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 9c 7s]
jamfreek: bets 1050 and is all-in
shipemshorty: calls 1050
Kstnbike: calls 900 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6c 9c 7s] [5s]
Kstnbike said, "vnh"
*** RIVER *** [6c 9c 7s 5s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jamfreek: shows [9h 9s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
shipemshorty: shows [Jh Jc] (a straight, Five to Nine)
jamfreek collected 150 from side pot
shipemshorty collected 150 from side pot
Kstnbike: shows [9d Kd] (a straight, Five to Nine)
jamfreek collected 1380 from main pot
shipemshorty collected 1380 from main pot
Kstnbike collected 1380 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4440 Main pot 4140. Side pot 300. | Rake 0
Board [6c 9c 7s 5s 8s]
Seat 1: shipemshorty (big blind) showed [Jh Jc] and won (1530) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: StevBel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ToneCEO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fishseeker2 folded before Flop
Seat 5: lankyjock folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Kstnbike showed [9d Kd] and won (1380) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 7: Mon_Dz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: imyopushha (button) folded before Flop
Seat 9: jamfreek (small blind) showed [9h 9s] and won (1530) with a straight, Five to Nine


Lets see I am 83.17% to win, and 1.66% to tie on the flop when I go all in. Then it gets pretty interesting on the turn: Win: 85.71%, Tie: 9.52%

I don't know how I keep it together...seriously, come on!

Moving right along:

PokerStars Game #18033432068: Tournament #91506031, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/06/09 - 21:53:13 (ET)
Table '91506031 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: chiarot17 (3148 in chips)
Seat 3: MelbourneJoe (2515 in chips)
Seat 6: jamfreek (1650 in chips)
Seat 8: D0nKaMenT (6187 in chips)
chiarot17: posts the ante 25
MelbourneJoe: posts the ante 25
jamfreek: posts the ante 25
D0nKaMenT: posts the ante 25
chiarot17: posts small blind 200
MelbourneJoe: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jamfreek [Kc As]
jamfreek: raises 1225 to 1625 and is all-in
D0nKaMenT: folds
chiarot17: folds
MelbourneJoe: calls 1225
*** FLOP *** [4s Jh 3c]
*** TURN *** [4s Jh 3c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jh 3c 5d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MelbourneJoe: shows [2c Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
jamfreek: shows [Kc As] (high card Ace)
MelbourneJoe collected 3550 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3550 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jh 3c 5d Tc]
Seat 1: chiarot17 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MelbourneJoe (big blind) showed [2c Ah] and won (3550) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 6: jamfreek showed [Kc As] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 8: D0nKaMenT (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

This one isn't ~that bad, but it's still pretty gross. I can see the guy calling me pre-flop. It looks like I could be jamming with anything here. Under the Gun with about 4 bb's you pretty much have to jam with a full range, but seriously, come on...